May 2013
rubych4n:
‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’
the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
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I knew it wasn’t too important but it made me sad anyway.
– J.D. Salinger (via idiotshitbaby)
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ignitionremix:
every little boy that has gone up to some girl that they don’t know and said “my friend wants to go out with you” and then laughed about it to their friends like they just said the funniest joke in the world needs to go to hell
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noire-pandora:
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
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nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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selflubricatinganus:
High-schoolers complaining about teachers doing their job
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ENGLISH NAMES CONFIRMED!!
pokemon-xy-news:
Helioptile(Elikiteru)
Fletchling (Yayakoma)
Pancham (Yancham)
Gogoat
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I don’t care if it’s a sad good-bye or a bad good-bye, but when I leave a place...
– The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
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